Round the house

This shelf is the household end of the catalog, and it earns its place by being dull. The shower curtain liner hangs heavy enough to stay against the tub instead of wrapping round an ankle. The trash bags are the small kind that actually fits a bathroom or desk bin, and the pop-up can folds flat when the week is over.

The ice trays come as a stack with lids, so the freezer door holds a batch without a smell from the shelf below. The paper plates are the picnic size, sturdy enough that a slice of pie does not fold them in half.

None of it needs a manual. It is here because a catalog that skips the boring half of the house is not the whole catalog.